For all of those who needed new ways to tie their ties.
Meet the world’s smallest chameleon. Introducing Brookesia Micra.
ELEVATOR DREAMS
Whats that? You want to go up one floor? Just one?
No.
First I’m taking you up into the sky and making the floor transparent. Just before you shit your pants a mile above Las Vegas, I’m taking you back down and going sideways. Then sideways in the other direction. Then I’m gonna roll around and toss you for a while.
Then I’m gonna turn into a roller coaster with restraints of questionable safety.
Whats that? You still want to go to the sixth floor?
Well you cant, because now I’m a horse drawn carriage and this road is fucking bumpy.
Tee hee. I’m an elevator.
Jeeves and Wooster - Ocarina
The main theme from the famous comedy series.
(Not gonna lie, my favorite part of this video is my tie.)
